What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
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He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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