I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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