Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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