i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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