Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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