So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
