That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Two words: blizzard sex
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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