Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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