weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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