Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
