Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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