I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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