Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
