Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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