doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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