That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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