i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
What a dumb baby whore.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
