Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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