After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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