you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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