There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
