True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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