On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Randomize
