i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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