dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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