Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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