new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Drunk walkin through police station. America
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Dicks are not precious.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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