i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I FOUND THE LEGS
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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