i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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