Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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