i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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