Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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