god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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