she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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