Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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