speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
This toilet bowl is my home.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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