i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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