my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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