question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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