Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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