Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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