I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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