Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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