Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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