Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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