I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Let's paint friendship bongs
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize