no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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