maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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