Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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