I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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