help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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