she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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