I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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