Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
