Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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