: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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